Attention Eveybody!
I am the Pope from the cosmic galaxies! I am the Stork colliding electrons into high-energy-state babies! I am the Big Bad Wolf blowing planets down! Quake in your boots to behold me, you are all lumpy sacks of grain full of unwelcomed opposums!
My helmet fits really tight so I can't get air to breathe and that makes me need the Heimlich Maneuver 24/7. So if you see me anywhere, give me a giant squeeze! It's just what I want!
I, Space Pope, am giving away all my things, so anybody who wants to play with my moon-launching trebuchet, or my trebuchet-firing minicannon, just go ahead and use them without permission.
- - Space Pope
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